How many weeks are there in a light year?
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Never argue with anyone who buys ink by the gallon.
A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well.
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid; Open it and you remove all doubt.
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
I don't want to be a millionaire. I just want to live like one.
- Joe E. Lewis
If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
- Zippy the Pinhead
One picture is worth a thousand words. See diagram below.
If life is a bed of roses, then you must be one of the pricks.
It is impossible to get anywhere without sinning against reason.
If one does not fail at times, then one has not challenged himself.
- Dr. Porsche
A clean, neat, and orderly work place is a sure sign of a sick mind.
Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?
You cannot see farther than others by standing on the feet of giants.
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
If you fool around with something long enough, it will eventually break.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interest and his own are the same.
- Stendhal (1783-1842)